I hope this finds you well and that you have had lots to smile about this week.
Joke Of The Day
A new pastor was visiting the
homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke out in gales of laughter.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke out in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20
begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10
reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was
naked."
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And finally something that made chuckle this week:
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Take care and stay safe,
9 comments:
I'm chuckling now Elizabeth....I'm not sure which hen I'm most like cos I knit a lot but haven't laid for a while now :-)
Keep warm and cosy my friend.....and keep smiling.
Hugs,
Annie x
Brilliant! I'm having to suppress my laughs as my Mum is asleep... I'm wondering how many of my church friends I can share the Bile verse joke with!
Happy Friday and thanks for the giggle!
Laura
x
What a good laugh we've had this week haha haha
Oh thank you Elizabeth - I love these! x Jo
Elizabeth, that really made me chuckle. I shall share it with my son who is a vicar! Kate xx
Your Bible quotes were too funny. Love it. It took me awhile to get the henopause, though. Loved it after I got it, though.
lol...So funny thanks Elizabeth for sharing this x
Haaa. Love the joke!
Poor little hen.
Hugs,
Kay
Made me smile!!
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