I hope you are all well and have had a good smiley week.
I'm thinking that many of you will have seen many little ones stepping off into the unknown this week as they started there first day at school. For me it was my little great-granddaughter, Rhian, not yet five years old, starting primary school on Tuesday this week.
Now, here's my joke for the week
The Sensitive Man
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.
She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
She looked at the men in the room, "And Gentlemen, remember you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."
The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.
"Yes? asked the Instructor.
I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?
That's my smiles for the week. If you want to share something that made you smile then do pop along to Annie's at A Stitch In Time and join in the fun.
Rightio, I'd better get a scoot on ... the EM is 'patiently' waiting for me so that we can get on the road. As we are away for the weekend, hope it's okay but it won't be possible for me to check out the smiley links until we return on Sunday, or maybe even Monday, depending on how tired I am when we get back.
Have a great weekend.
Gorgeous pics of your little school girl....such proud moments. Thanks for the chuckle. Have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Annie x
What a lovely photo of little Rhian. She looks very smart in her new uniform and ribbons.
ReplyDeleteI did smile at your joke. Have a lovely time away. Barbxx
Lovely photos of a happy little school girl. x Jo
ReplyDeleteOh little Rhian is gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteWhere are you off to for the weekend? I hope you have a really great time and that the weather behaves. I know Scotland is not the greatest for weather...
CU soon,
Lisca#6
Ha Ha Typical!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful weekend away :)
Soojay x
Remember mine starting school and I was more upset than they were :-) x
ReplyDeleteFirst day of school is such a big step for the little ones isn´t it. She may not be quite so keen when she realises she has to do it every day! My great-grandson isn´t four until the end of next week, but by just two days, he comes into the group who start full day school in September! Some of the class will be a full year older than him.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a lovely weekend away, and take a few days to recover in! Kate x
Rhian looks so lovely in her new uniform and so happy too. Love your chuckle!
ReplyDeleteHope you enjoy the show despite the weather. We went yesterday for late entry (3pm), half price and had such a good time. Luckily we missed the rain and managed to nab a parking space right next to the show so just as we were leaving it rained heavily and we just had to nip over the road. There were lots of changes and additions to last year's show and it was excellent. The arena events were great.
Jo x